HOW TO SHIRK LESSONS WITHOUT RISK TO APPEAR EXPOSED

How to shirk lessons without risk to appear exposed
With approach of warm spring days is forces ever less (more precisely, desires) to go on tiresome Lessons and all start to attract walks on parks, instead of hundred times already slyshannyh lectures of teachers-moralists more strongly. But how without damage to health and terrible records in a diary to manage to pass Employment?

The first variant (in the course of time more and more predicted and proigryshnyj) - to persuade mum. A pier, week was strained, it is a lot of lessons, and still courses-tutors-competitions and further under the list (a look mournful, a voice breaking). Mums, well maaaam! Some clever men advise to use white powder without spangles for giving to the person of a shade of deathly weariness. If relations with parents confidential it is possible to tell simply to mum truth about unlearned lessons and desire to Have a rest.

If mum's heart has not trembled under the impact of tearfulness and universal grief, it is possible to represent belly-aches, a back, a hand, a foot and so on. But here it is important not to go too far, as it is possible, instead of Walks on desired avenues, to receive a confinement to bed. And not the most humane is a way as while the child idles and rejoices to the actor's abilities, mum, maybe, swallows on work of the second packing valeriany, worrying about health of the child.

The second variant - mum not to involve, and independently to descend to the doctor, to complain of a condition of the useless health. Widespread complaints: cough, Temperature, low pressure, constant desire to sleep, a nausea, a diarrhoeia and to that similar doubtful pleasure. How it is possible symitirovat' this or that symptom, always it is possible to find the information, it is a little pogugliv and pochitav. But here there are minuses. Sources nevertheless should be checked carefully as many tablets causing pressure decline, half-tons of a slate pencil from a simple pencil and centner of tooth-paste for rise in temperature, incongruous products for an indigestion can play with the shirker a malicious joke. And then the campaign on the most difficult and most boring lessons will seem such sweet and desired.

The variant the third approaches for at whom it is a lot of relatives, relatives and not so, (it is possible even invented) which constantly are ill, marry, get divorced, give birth and christen kids, arrange shows - house warming - anniversaries - funeral. Here the main thing systematisation: if last month you went on funeral to the cousin aunt in the area of the father on its Birthday this month it is not necessary to go. But wedding - shows of the newborn - christening is a standard scheme which should not to cause in anybody suspicions.

Variant the fourth - the kind senior companion, capable to write (the main thing, without errors) a note ostensibly from parents with the invented good reason. In the modern world, with promptly developing technologies, last two variants can be quickly exposed. On the other hand, the same newest technologies can help, if the Teacher badly knows voices of parents of the pupil. Then all the same senior companion, it being represented by mum or the father, asks to release by a mobile phone you from a lesson as has broken through the water drain and it is necessary to wait for the sanitary technician, or to meet the grandmother from Udmurtiya, or to carry a cat with suspicion on cutting deprive in veterinary clinic. However, in case of exposure it is necessary to gain long trust of the teacher back.

The most remarkable variant it is simple to leave from Lessons, without thinking of consequences, to spend day happily, to have a rest in the pleasure. Having charged a player, to walk in favourite places of the city, to esteem the book which hands earlier did not reach. Remarkably, if it will turn out to Shirk day together with darling. Alas, continuation of this history can be rather pitiable, but after all in a gift you receive all the day fairly stolen carefree happiness.